Be Witty & Funny 2.0 MP3s


Develop the quick wit and easy humor that will make people crave your company because they know that you always lighten the mood and make it easy for everyone to enjoy their time with you.

Note: Speedzen 2.0 sessions are delivered as MP3 downloads. No CDs will be shipped with your order.

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Humor has greater power than any other aspect of communication.

With a great sense of humor you can tear down walls between people and encourage openness and honesty.

You can compel thought, encourage compassion, persuade, motivate, and even ease the pain of those who are suffering.

Laughter turns an average night among friends or family into a positive memory that lasts a lifetime.

And shared laughter between friends and loved ones creates deep, lasting relationships and emotional connection that you just can’t achieve without it.

This subliminal hypnosis session provides you with an hour of deeply hypnotic binaural beats music embedded with powerful positive subliminal suggestions to help you notice the humor in any situation, and laser-focus your mind on always having something witty and funny to say.

Whatever you choose to do with your ability to make people laugh, it will improve your life, and the lives of those around you, in ways you might not even imagine.

From creating more and better friendships, to deeper and more meaningful relationships with your family, and even more success in your business or career. The more you improve your wit and humor – the easier and more fulfilling your life will become! The easier it will be for you to meet new people, win them over, and develop a life full of loving kindness.

People will crave your company when they know that you always lighten the mood and make it easy for everyone to enjoy their time with you, by dispelling negativity and creating a fun environment for everyone to open up and connect.

What’s New in Speedzen 2.0?

Each new Speedzen 2.0 subliminal audio program includes a variety of 1-hour MP3 tracks to choose from:

  • Meditation Music
  • Ocean Waves
  • Mountain Stream
  • Gentle Thunderstorm

So you can pick your favorite listening experience, or even switch them up depending on your mood.

More importantly, each Speedzen 2.0 subliminal MP3 includes two different scripts…

One script designed specifically to speak to your logical, left brain hemisphere. And one script for your creative, right brain hemisphere.

By playing these two scripts simultaneously – one in each ear – your conscious and unconscious mind are each re-programmed with new and empowering beliefs faster than ever before.

This new, Dual-Hemisphere Subliminal Scripting method also works without the need for long meditation sessions or total concentration.

You can still use them to meditate. And you *should* still meditate at least once a week, just to get the mental and emotional benefits of meditation, but…

This new scripting method works so fast that you can start feeling results in as little as 10-20 minutes a day!

And, you can listen while you work, go for a walk, or anything else throughout your day… and still get fast results.

Listening Instructions

However, it’s important that you use headphones or earbuds. They are required for these new audios to work effectively.

You must also make sure that you are wearing them properly – so that the left script is playing in your left ear, and the right script is playing in your right ear.

If your headphones/earbuds are clearly labeled Left & Right, then you’re good to go!

But, if they’re not labeled, just listen for the Left Ear Indicator tone at the beginning of each MP3.

When you first play any of these MP3s, you’ll hear a tone playing in one of your ears. That tone needs to be in your left ear. So, if it’s in the right instead, just swap them around before continuing.


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