Be Witty & Funny 2.0 MP3s


Develop the quick wit and easy humor that will make people crave your company because they know that you always lighten the mood and make it easy for everyone to enjoy their time with you.

Note: Speedzen 2.0 sessions are delivered as MP3 downloads. No CDs will be shipped with your order.

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Humor has greater power than any other aspect of communication.

With a great sense of humor you can tear down walls between people and encourage openness and honesty.

You can compel thought, encourage compassion, persuade, motivate, and even ease the pain of those who are suffering.

Laughter turns an average night among friends or family into a positive memory that lasts a lifetime.

And shared laughter between friends and loved ones creates deep, lasting relationships and emotional connection that you just can’t achieve without it.

Do you wish you were the life of the party?

Do you want to develop the one social skill that is guaranteed to get you more friends, attract better people into your life, and open up more opportunities for success and happiness?

Even if you’re a total stick in the mud, you can rest assured that humor is a skill anyone can learn. And developing a great sense of humor is the easiest way you can improve your social life right now.

Having a sense of humor makes you fun to be around. You’ll do better at work because other people will feel comfortable and open around you. You’ll have a better social life because making new friends and meeting new romantic partners is effortless when you know how to make people laugh.

You’ll also enjoy overall better health because being able to laugh and find the humor in anything will reduce your stress and allow you to enjoy life more fully…

…Especially during the dark and difficult times in life.

This subliminal hypnosis session provides you with an hour of deeply hypnotic binaural beats music embedded with powerful positive subliminal suggestions to help you notice the humor in any situation, and laser-focus your mind on always having something witty and funny to say.

From day one, you’ll begin to develop the subconscious attitude and habits you need to start being funnier:

  • Pay more attention to funny people. You’ll find yourself noticing not only what makes you laugh, but why it makes you laugh. As you get more in touch with why you find things funny, you’ll naturally start putting those principles to work in your own conversations with others.
  • Start laughing at yourself. If you’re easily offended or always take yourself seriously, you create an emotional block that prevents you from seeing the humor in everything else. But as you learn to lighten up and start laughing at all the silly things about yourself, you’ll start noticing the funny things about the people and situations around you too.
  • Focus on being relaxed instead of funny. If you’re trying to be funny all the time, you’ll come off as a clown and get on people’s nerves. Natural humor comes from a state of openness, rather than constantly worrying about being funny. It’s much easier to simply relax into social interactions and allow your own humor to work itself organically into the conversation.

In time your new social habits and sense of humor will allow you to surround yourself with more positive people as you begin to bring fun and happiness into the lives of others. You’ll easily use your new sense of humor to make more friends and have overall better relationships with your family and colleagues.

Whatever you choose to do with your ability to make people laugh, it will improve your life, and the lives of those around you, in ways you might not even imagine.

From creating more and better friendships, to deeper and more meaningful relationships with your family, and even more success in your business or career. The more you improve your wit and humor – the easier and more fulfilling your life will become! The easier it will be for you to meet new people, win them over, and develop a life full of loving kindness.

People will crave your company when they know that you always lighten the mood and make it easy for everyone to enjoy their time with you, by dispelling negativity and creating a fun environment for everyone to open up and connect.

What’s New in Speedzen 2.0?

Each new Speedzen 2.0 subliminal audio program includes a variety of 1-hour MP3 tracks to choose from:

  • Meditation Music
  • Ocean Waves
  • Mountain Stream
  • Gentle Thunderstorm

So you can pick your favorite listening experience, or even switch them up depending on your mood.

More importantly, each Speedzen 2.0 subliminal MP3 includes two different scripts…

One script designed specifically to speak to your logical, left brain hemisphere. And one script for your creative, right brain hemisphere.

By playing these two scripts simultaneously – one in each ear – your conscious and unconscious mind are each re-programmed with new and empowering beliefs faster than ever before.

This new, Dual-Hemisphere Subliminal Scripting method also works without the need for long meditation sessions or total concentration.

You can still use them to meditate. And you *should* still meditate at least once a week, just to get the mental and emotional benefits of meditation, but…

This new scripting method works so fast that you can start feeling results in as little as 10-20 minutes a day!

And, you can listen while you work, go for a walk, or anything else throughout your day… and still get fast results.

Listening Instructions

However, it’s important that you use headphones or earbuds. They are required for these new audios to work effectively.

You must also make sure that you are wearing them properly – so that the left script is playing in your left ear, and the right script is playing in your right ear.

If your headphones/earbuds are clearly labeled Left & Right, then you’re good to go!

But, if they’re not labeled, just listen for the Left Ear Indicator tone at the beginning of each MP3.

When you first play any of these MP3s, you’ll hear a tone playing in one of your ears. That tone needs to be in your left ear. So, if it’s in the right instead, just swap them around before continuing.


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